I remember when I first heard of Richard Dawkins: Somebody gave me a bootleg copy of The Root Of All Evil?. I remember thinking RD was a bit too aggressive. That was before I became a parent and realized that we HAD to be aggressive. I started scouring the Internet for everything I could find to help me as an atheist parent. RD turned out to be a source of great help in the form of well thought out arguments. Reading The God Delusion was one of the best things that I ever did.
Having found my champion, I watched every single interview that I could find of RD. One thing became quite annoying: the poor man had to answer the SAME questions… over, and over, and over, and… you get the point. I realized that he was on a mission to spread a message, and that he had obviously made peace with the fact that he would have to repeat himself, even if it meant that he had only gotten through to one more person. I don’t have such a high tolerance.
This is an article about a failed attempt to raise money for an atheistic advert on a London bus. One of the comments said this (in among some other verbal diarrhea):
“Many atheists attempt to define themselves as “lacking belief”, which their strong anti-religious presumptions betray is not really true, and which is a quasi agnostic position in any case. Poor presumptuous mites.”
Well. All I can say to that is… OH, FUCK OFF!!! Yes, we have all read The God Delusion. We all know about the scale proposed by RD, and his statement that he himself is not a full-blown atheist, etc, etc. I don’t agree with him fully. Why are we expected to tip-toe around certain terms and phrases? Why do we have to duly consider every koo-koo idea somebody comes up with?
Yes, technically… TECHNICALLY, we are all agnostic about everything that cannot be disproved. Technically. We are Tooth Fairy agnostics, we are Flying Spaghetti Monster agnostics, we are Russel’s Teapot agnostics, we are Bigfoot agnostics… I could go on. If this is the case, the word “atheist” has no place in the dictionary, does it? Well, what if I am not merely an agnostic about all the above mentioned things? What if I want to CLEARLY state that I will not waste ANY energy on this absolutely ridiculous idea?
TECHNICALLY… I am an agnostic as Richard Dawkins described it. PRACTICALLY… I’m going to call myself an atheist, thank you very much! Get used to it! You didn’t “catch me out”, or “make me think”! You’re simply digressing into an argument over semantics while the real issue is much bigger. Okay? I have thought about it. I have considered your argument. I have concluded that it is bullshit. I am still calling myself an atheist.
Side note: Sorry Sam Harris, but I don’t subscribe to your wishy-washy approach. There is no word for non-racists, so why is there one for a non-theist? Well, we are not fighting a concept like racism here. We are fighting an institution called religion. That makes it more like fighting Apartheid than racism, and for that there were anti-Apartheid activists. Now, we could start calling ourselves anti-religion activists, but the term “atheists” already has the required sting… and that’s what we want. Plus, we don’t want to resort to renaming things until it most easily slips into human brains. That’s what the other side does. Let’s not forget about Creationism… I mean Creation Science… no I mean Intelligent Design… I’m confused.
Now… this is the THIRD time I’ve said this. I said this (basically) in the comments of my very first post on Jeebus Freaks. I’ve said it on richarddawkins.net in the Debate Points section. Now I’ve said it here… right on the front page of my blog. Don’t make me repeat myself again!
This goes for all the lame arguments that I read everywhere, all the time, again and again. If you feel that urge to make a point that you are sure is brand new and completely unique and will make all us deluded atheists think for a change, just go and look around to see if it has not been countered somewhere. This is a good place to start.
Now, leave me alone and let me get to work protecting my children from all you whack-jobs who want to teach them that the world is only 6000 years old, and that they should loath themselves and watch what they think or question for the rest of their lives. It’s a full-time job… there are a lot of you out there.
Edit: It has been pointed out to me that using profanity greatly reduces the impact of a post. I used profanity twice here: once in a comically intended “FUCK OFF” (which I have left as is), and once where I called myself a “fucking atheist”, which in hindsight wasn’t really all that clever, and has been changed. As far as the first and remaining use of profanity goes, there just isn’t a proper English alternative that has the desired impact. Billy Connolly put it very nicely when he said that the proper English for “fuck off” was not “go away”, or even “GO AWAY!!!”. The only way to say it is “fuck off”. No need for capitalization or exclamation marks. These were only used for extra effect. There you have it… if you don’t like it, GO AWAY!!!
Edit again: I do not consider “bullshit” profanity, so shut it!